Tuesday 17 October 2006

The woe your name is footware

So, yeah, I'm looking for new shoes. Tough luck so far. Suspect sudden infectious stupidity epidemy among shoe designers. Never thought footwear could look as ridiculous as this season.

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On other topics - summer's over. [In case you did not notice or are from other side of the Earth.] It's sad. Still can leave house without a hat but have a feeling it will come to end any day soon. And then it'll be long, dark, cold winter. Hate winter.

I've figured out a perfect way for the change of seasons in my mind. There should be average 24/7 temperature of +25 from the middle of May until the end of October. And it should rain 3 times a week at nights. Then temperature should dramatically drop to average +18 until the third week of December. Then - wham! - it's suddenly average -3 and it's snowing until the New Year's Eve with a few backdrops in the first week of January. It stops snowing altogether on the second week of January. And then it goes back to spring, everything starts blooming and growing, and it's +18 again. And life's good. I think it's a reasonable solution. Too bad nobody up there gave any consideration to my ingenious idea.
Anyone knows how I can contact them?

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