Sunday, 21 February 2010

Her Majesty

Her Majesty Queen of the Fairy Maud
February 2010

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Thursday, 18 February 2010

Andromeda


One of the most impressive things I've seen of late.
Unbelievably magnificent and tiny, and faraway, and delicate, and so very... I've no words.
Original is here.
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Thursday, 24 July 2008

Trouble in My Paradise

Something bad happened. My home computer died a gory death, taking along all my files to the deepest pits of oblivion. All. Every each one of them. Including over 8000 e-books. To say I was disappointed would be a huge understatement.

Reason – someone greedy and stupid in my apartment building was stealing electricity. They somehow connected the wires making the electricity meter go backwards. Two hours of such activity reduces a month of usage. Very clever, you say? Maybe, for them.

The rest of the building suffered beyond measure. As it turns out, when one person steals in this way, voltage in other apartments goes up several times, burning almost all electric appliances unless they are disconnected from power network, yes, it even doesn’t matter if they are or aren't turned on.

Luckily (well, considering) for me, I’ve only permanently lost my hard drive and TV which I wasn’t watching all that much in the first place. Old lady next doors also lost her TV, but hers went out with a bang – it burst into flames at 3AM, and she had to call firemen. A guy who worked from home for some IT company lost 3 computers.

If we discover who this pilfering scum is, it’s pretty safe to say he might very well find himself hanging from a high branch in the courtyard. Our house was positively fuming with badly suppressed rage when it happened. The landlord also wasn’t amused. There’s an investigation going on. I really hope they find out who did it.

This is really uncool.

Friday, 27 June 2008

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - TV Series

Compendium of Vampire Typological Traits and General Characterization in Contemporary Fantasy Novels
Part 5
Buffy the Vampire Slayer ~ TV Series
Yes, I know it is not a novel. I wanted to do this one, anyway. So there.
What is vampirism?
Vampirism is more like metaphysical possession than a disease. It is said that humans who become vampires loose their souls and are possessed by a demon.
Becoming a vampire
Human who gets bitten by a vampire ‘sire’ and is subsequently given blood of said sire falls in death-like-state/deep coma and rises as a vampire the following night, usually in a very grumpy mood and hungry.
Life expectancy
Immoral unless killed. Metaphysical diseases also apply and can be fatal.
Extermination methods
Many and imaginative. Wooden stake through the heart, beheading, magical means, direct sunlight, fire, holy water, crushing, squashing, stabbing, etc. Resulting corpse disintegrates into ashes.

Sunday, 1 June 2008

Hollows series by Kim Harrison

Compendium of Vampire Typological Traits and General Characterization in Contemporary Fantasy Novels
Part 4

Kim Harrison ~ Hollows Series

Please note that I have yet to read the 6th book in the series so this is susceptible to some latter changes.
What is vampirism?
Vampirism is some sort of metaphysical blood disease.
Becoming a vampire
Quite complicated. It seems there are 2 options.
Top-notch vampires are born as regular children with paranormal qualities in vamp clans. Their parents are still alive vampires, too. Living vamps turn into undead after (often arranged) physical death and resume existence in another quality.
The other way is to be ‘adopted’ by vampire clans (usually it includes regular blood donations) and turned directly from human to vampire. These vamps are considered having lower social standing.
Life expectancy
Alive until death for alive vamps. Can fall ill.
Immortal unless killed for real vamps. No physical diseases apply.
Extermination methods
Ordinary methods (natural death or death from illness included) for live vampires although they are a bit harder to kill than average human.
Wooden stake through the heart, decapitation for undead. Silver also works well. Both live and undead vamps can be killed by magical means. No info about what happens to the resulting corpse.

Saturday, 31 May 2008

Twilight series by Stephenie Mayer

Compendium of Vampire Typological Traits and General Characterization in Contemporary Fantasy Novels
Part 3

Stephenie Mayer ~ Twilight Series

What is vampirism?
Vampirism is an infection disease.
Becoming a vampire
One bite is enough to turn human into vampire. Occurrence is unusual as vamp victims are in most cases fully drained of blood thus causing imminent death. The experience is described as very painful.
Life expectancy
Immortal unless killed. No physical diseases apply.
Extermination methods
Can be killed only if shredded into tiny bits.

Friday, 30 May 2008

Cassandra Palmer series by Karen Chance

Compendium of Vampire Typological Traits and General Characterization in Contemporary Fantasy Novels
Part 2

Karen Chance ~ Cassie Palmer series

What is vampirism?
Vampirism is considered a metaphysical disease.
Becoming a vampire
Three consecutive bites from a master vampire. Must be performed in controlled environment, otherwise feral vamp can rise, or not rise at all.
In some cases, vampirism can be obtained via curse.
Life expectancy
Immortal unless killed. No physical diseases apply.
Extermination methods
Destroyed heart, chopped off head, burnt body, ashes scattered in running water. Silver and wood don't work any differently from traditional weapons. Can be destroyed by magic. Highly inflammable. The older and more powerful vamp, the harder to kill.